Yesterday, perhaps one of the coldest days of the year, some blazing idiot left our front door open all day. We didn't discover this until after 7:00 pm. Oh sure, the storm door was closed. But the big wooden door that keeps all the heat in? Wiiiiide open. No one stole our stuff, but I'm sure our mail carrier thinks we're crazy. That blazing idiot was me. Of course. Just another reason that Steve is the Better Half.