Things found in the bathroom of my office building that should not be there:
Drink containers. Left perched on the TP dispenser. Straw and all. Blech. Please tell me you don't come back to get these.
A toy poodle. Apparently the leash was looped over the hook inside the stall door - the dog was almost hung when the owner opened the door without removing the leash first. This owner talked with the dog while in the stall. Very unsettling. Even more unsettling was the lack of even a flicker of response from the poodle. Probably too morose about being tied up in the lav yet again.
Your cell phone conversation. I am the person next to you who flushes the toilet three times. I do it because I'm incredibly annoyed that you are so unable to function without your celly buddies that you must take them to the loo with you. I know that those flushes echo in that cavernous bathroom, and I do it just to make sure the person you're talking to knows exactly where you've taken them. I know YOU won't notice, but I always hope they will, and that they'll mind enough to hang up on you.
A list of "who is hot" on the stall door. Please, there are a million "James" and "Bills", with nary a last name listed. "Professor D" is not very revealing either. Way to live on the wild side with the bathroom graffiti. Protecting the innocent perhaps? I'm not sure how to feel about the person who wrote "Me", but I'll admit it made me laugh.
Paper problems. What difficulties could you possibly have with toilet paper that would cause you to strew a million shredded pieces of it all over the floor like some nesting hamster? Or pull a Hansel and Gretel and trail miles of it around the bathroom? Also, with the trash can right beside you... why is your sodden mass of paper towel balled up in the drain of the sink?
3 comments:
At the teddy bear company, I used to have to clean up the ladies bathroom from time to time...based on my experience living with women, I expected it be spanking clean...they seem to insist on it at home...but in public, women would appear to be pigs, huh?
Yes! There's so much more I could say about that... but won't.
Ugh. I'd need my own separate post for our work bathroom. Today there was a plastic cup on the floor (?!) full of watery black paint and a foam paintbrush. Are we planning renovations?
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