Halloween Horrors

I used to love dressing up as a kid, but somewhere along the line it just became a pain in the ass. I'm dressed up today, though, here at work. I guess you could say I'm a gypsy of some sort. My biggest problems are that Bernard, my life size skull, keeps rolling off the counter, and the chicken foot in my hair is itchy. I don't know which is worse - my lame costume, or the fact that I have a realistic skull hanging around the house.